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I’m getting fed-up with H1-B Visa folks taking jobs/contracts from U.S. Citizens. These guys- 95% from India, came here during the 2000-2001 dot-com “boom” when the government allowed companies to “sponsor” them as the U.S. did not have enough technology people to support all the projects tha corporations and startups had on their plate. Fine. But now GO THE F*CK HOME!!! And corporation, DO NOT HIRE/SPONSOR THESE PEOPLE! It’s bad enough when I get asked to manage a team of off-shore programmers (I will not do it) but to have them sending me their resumes is almost too much (my company was an IBM/Lotus Business Partner so these clowns have an old mailing list they just keep sending resumes to- I get a handful evrey week). Check these out from this week, and pay attention to the names/visa status:
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Dear Recruiter,

I have eight years of experience with .NET Technologies mainly in Object Oriented Programming (OOPs) using C#, VB.Net & MOSS 2007. Extensive experience on Microsoft Office SharePoint Server 2007 and WSS 3.0.

I am available to start immediately. I am currently on H1-B Visa and open to relocation nationwide.
Please find attached my detailed resume for your perusal.

I would welcome the opportunity to interview with your client/s and look forward to hearing from you in the near future.
Thank you for your time and consideration. Your any help is highly appreciated!!!

Thanks,
Pritesh
Sr .Net/SharePoint Consultant
priteshs.dhameliya@gmail.com
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Dear Friend,
I have 9+ years of experience with .NET technologies mainly in Object Oriented Programming (OOPs) using C#, .Net & MOSS 2007.

I am in NJ and available to start immediately. I am currently on H1-B Visa and open to relocation nationwide.
Please find attached my detailed resume for your perusal.
I would welcome the opportunity to interview with your client/s and look forward to hearing from you in the near future.
Thank you for your time and consideration. Your any help is highly appreciated!!!

Thanks,
Rafeeq Ahmed.
(C) 434-563-7205
rafeeq.ahmed85@gmail.com
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Dear Friends,
I am looking for a position in as Oracle Applications DBA/Oracle DBA (Oracle E-Business Suite 11i/R12) and will appreciate if you can help find me a position suitable to my skill set.

Attached please find my resume for your reference and consideration.

Contact # (C) 203-224-9035
Current Location: MN
Available: Immediate
Relocation: Yes
VISA Status: H1B

I look forward to working with you.

Sincerely,
Abdul Kurnool
(C)203-224-9035
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Hello,

Good morning!

Following is the availability list of consultants with Sunmerge Systems who are excellent at technical and communication skills. All are available immediately. Feel free to contact me bhawna@sunmergesystems.com or call at 732 218 0748 for Resume and Contact Details.

Oracle DBA(Certified)
Name: Mahesh
Skill: Oracle DBA/RAC
Current Location: NJ
Relocation: Nation Wide
Rate: Open.

Name: Suresh
Skill: Oracle DBA/RAC (Streams)
Current Location: NJ
Relocation: Nation Wide
Rate: Open.

Siebel Analytical/Obiee
Name: Vardhan
Skill: OBIEE
Current Location: NJ
Relocation: Nation Wide
Rate: Open.

Java Developer
Name : Dixit
Skill : Java/J2EE Spring Hibernate
Current Location :OH
Relocation : Anywhere in US.
Rate: Open

Name : Neetha
Skill : Java/J2EE /Hibernate
Current Location :NJ
Relocation :East Coast
Rate: Open

Sharepoint Developer
Name: Vinay
Skill: Sharepoint Developer
Current Location: NJ
Relocation: Nation Wide
Rate: Open.

Dot Net
Name:Tarunesh
Skill: ASP.NET/C#
Current Location: NJ
Relocation: Open
Rate: Open.

Dot Net /Silverlight
Name: Ram a Sandugari
Skill: ASP.NET/C#/Silverlight/WCF
Current Location: VA
Relocation: Open
Rate: Open.

PeopleSoft HCM Techno Functional.
Name: Govardhan Serla.
Skill: Peoplesoft HCM. (Worked with Goldman Saccs)
Current Location: NJ
Relocation: Nation Wide
Rate: Open.

Oracle PL/SQL.
Name: Amar
Skill: PL/SQL/Forms/Reports
Current Location: Iowa
Relocation: Open
Rate: Open.

Regards,

Bhawna Bhutani
Sunmerge Systems Inc.
15 Corporate Place South
Suite # 430
Piscataway, NJ 08854
Tel: 732 218 0748(Direct)
Cell: 848 219 5710.
Fax: 732 549 6553.
bhawna@sunmergesystems.com
www.sunmergesystems.com
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Obama- send these folks packing!!!